I AM CAT

Hear me miao
More new friends :D

More new friends :D

"Dear Flaca, my bunkie’s lifting my shit. How should I handle the situation?”
Flaca says: Buy a lock, stick it in a sock and slock the bitch down.

"Dear Flaca, my bunkie’s lifting my shit. How should I handle the situation?”

Flaca says: Buy a lock, stick it in a sock and slock the bitch down.

"Okay, that’s it for today, kids.
Strength to accept what you cannot change,
magical fairy dust, unicorns, etcetera.” - Rosa 

"Okay, that’s it for today, kids.

Strength to accept what you cannot change,

magical fairy dust, unicorns, etcetera.” - Rosa 

I want to hate him but then he goes and says these endearing things..

I want to hate him but then he goes and says these endearing things..

Story of my twenty three years of life.

Story of my twenty three years of life.

…all I want to do is sit on my ass and fart and think of Dante.

—The Greatest Man Ever [Samuel Beckett]